This movie really resonated with my wife and I in the sense that we have completely different approaches to ambition and career, but we had such a deep connection after starting to date and we make each other laugh so much that it was worth figuring out how to do the tough negotiation of our lives.  I think Park and…

Way, way too many people are sleeping on Macaulay Culkin in his later years. 

Macaulay “Macaulay Culkin” Culkin is an excellent internet weirdo, and will always win.

Faux Noise is, as usual, complicit

Did her mother frequent any diners, drive-ins and/or dives last year?

Think they’re related?

Lamb Chop because that show takes place in purgatory. Hosted by the devil and her puppets. Seriously who names a Lamb after the delicious dish it becomes. 

When will people learn that this is ALWAYS a bad question to ask women? I am 30, I DO want kids, so does my partner, but ha ha guess what: my lady bits are being an asshole about it. If the wrong person asks me about having kids on the wrong day, I will full on cry in their face. Don’t ask a personal question if you…

Right? I think I’m only at the 9 year mark, but I definitely was psyched when I got my star. And I think it was from Erin when she was still a weekend mod. Those were the days... 😂

“I will not be reporting on the gossip surrounding children who most likely didn’t ask for the intense press scrutiny.”

And probably, “This is my wife and how I deal with her is none of your concern.”

Odds that he said, “Don’t you know who I am?” when the police arrived?

Ohfer- with the Scott Stapp, Jesus-on-the-cross pose. Justin. Pls.

Me too! My partner took over my stick and seems to be having no issues but I got the lumps badly!

I kind of had issues with that too, switched to their sensitive skin formula (i think its green tea scented or something?) and those issues went away.  It doesn’t work AS well but still better than any of the aluminum based ones I used to use. 

Well, that’s horrifying. What was the cause? Was it a clogged pore kind of thing? And how long did it take for them to go away??

Hey, me too! I was so freaked out (and it kept on coming and going) I went to the doctor. Best I can figure, I seem to be allergic to natural deodorants that use Sunflower oil.

This post has ALOT of lentil tendencies. Maybe even more than any recent wedding-related posts. I almost called us lesbian shit-asses as well. Ahhhhh... the old days!

I’m just 7 weeks prego and already fucking terrified. I have my first OB next week and you can bet my ass this conversation is coming up.

Good thing lawyering doesn’t require much in the way of written communication.