I can actually see Jeff Bezos believing that the Wall Street Journal is basically his receptionist.

Wait, I just looked up Beanie Feldstein (because I was curious where ‘Beanie’ came from), only to find out she’s Jonah Hill’s little sister. Mind blown, but then again I now totally see it! 

Oh my God, a job where you only work eight hours, including lunch. And all the hours are consecutive. And nobody can send you an urgent-flagged email at 9 PM Friday and expect you to stop fucking your partner/watching Game of Thrones/huffing glue to respond.

Maybe enduring 1980's fashion was worth it?

Dolly Parton is the female Tom Cruise in that shes not really an actor, shes always “DOLLY PARTON”, but some roles require “DOLLY PARTON” as a character so they just write it for her and she says the lines as herself.

I cry my face off, too, when I look at Kit’s abs.

“I just look at legal”

This mirror- I find it repulsive. Have it removed, post haste!

Totally agree!! Bobby BY FAR has the hardest job and I’d love to see a more in depth process of the renovation even just the end results are flash by the screen in seconds. Also I’m not going to lie, I could watch JVN just prance about for hours with Tan narrating in the background. 

Absolutely! I feel like Bobby has the hardest job and gets such little screen time!

I decorated my baby girl’s room with a whale and underwater theme, and my idiot coworker said that whales are for boys. 

It could also be that those dudes loved Marie Kondo and getting rid of their old shit sparks a shit ton of joy, but their toxic masculinity doesn’t let them say it like that, so they have to blame the women in their lives.

I don’t get it. THIS IS NOT HOW IT WORKS. You choose to get rid of things that don’t bring you joy. If you are getting rid of things just to appease your girlfriend or are going along with the whole process because ‘UGH, LADIES AMIRITE BRO?’

Look, there’s nothing wrong or weird or bad about people breastfeeding other people’s babies. We’ve done it since the dawn of humanity (wet nurses, anyone??) It’s the fact that she did it without consent that feels so gross. It would be like if you kept kosher or halal and your day care provider just fed your kid regul…

I call bull on this fantasy - can you really imagine President Bone Spurs ever running?

The irony wasn’t lost on me at the time that Mr. Trump in 2011 had strongly criticized President Obama for not releasing his grades. As you can see in Exhibit 7, Mr. Trump declared “Let him show his records” after calling President Obama “a terrible student.”

Aaaand some GOP guys immediately starting to stall Cohen’s hearing.

I can’t even be excited for this. All Cohen is going to do is reinforce what we already know about Trump. Even if he presents anything new, it will make the rounds in the news cycle for a day and then everyone will move on in this vicious cycle where this orange turd faces no repercussions at all.

Take away the money and this could all be on COPS.

awwww lindy! reminiscing about that jezebel period when she worked here.

I. FUCKING. LOVE. LINDY. WEST.