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Asshole “Asshole” Asshole. 

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I’ll always remember him first for the role he hated the most... Will Tippin, on ALIAS.

I don’t know if this is a brand new reality or just the one we’ve always had shedding its veil of decency, but I feel like I don’t even know where I am anymore.

I have not been able to get any work done this week because I have not been able to tear myself away from what someone on Twitter humorously and tragically calls “the season finale of America.”

The only way to fight is to VOTE.

So now Kavanaugh knows what it’s like to have a unwanted Dick shoved into his face.

I’m almost 70 now. At 13, I was fueled up with about a half a pitcher of orange juice heavily laced with vodka, then, in a stupor, sexually assaulted, by a 21 year old man who was a friend of my best friend’s older brother. I never reported this to any official. Never will. Never told my parents or my siblings. My…

I’m not sure he meets this definition of celebrity, but...Charles Schulz.

Something about Peanuts just agitates the shit out of me. I hate Charlie and I hate Lucy and I hate Pigpen and I hate that fucking dog and that fucking canary and FUCK the great pumpkin and FUCK Christmas Time Is Here straight to hell. I don’t…

TOOOOOMMMMM CRRRRUUUUIIIIISSSSSEEEE

I *died* during the scene where they were showing her the weapons they taileored for her.

Also, Jason Statham is a treasure. That is all.

Spy is also just endlessly quotable. At least for me.

Paul Feig will also produce movies where the relationships between women are important and the boyfriend/romance takes a back seat. See: Spy, The Heat, and in fact, Bridesmaids is mostly about the relationship between the women. The wedding is an end-of-the-film setpiece, and the romance is pretty much B-plot. Also,…

Omg does it stand for closer to death because that is awesome

God I LOVE Miss Fisher. I refuse to watch the last episode of the series because I can’t bear for it to be over. I’m doing the same thing for Pushing Daisies - another amazing show if you haven’t watched it yet, and it took me a year to watch the Parks & Rec finale after it aired. Just sat there in my DVR queue.

I hear a preliminary test to see if someone is suffering from brain eating amoebas is to ask them to pronounce the word “anonymous”.

Is it transmittable to others, say, parents of an afflicted person?

Maybe, just maybe, getting ice cream wasn’t the only thing she did that day? Afaik, there are no laws against getting ice cream after for instance a business meeting