No disrepect Frida but BURT REYNOLDS IS DEAD!!!! Where is Rebecca Rose now that we need her???? Can someone light the Burt signal?

I’ve said this before but it bears repeating: remember when the GOP would go on and on about Islamic radicalization? Well what do you think will result from these atrocities our government is perpetrating? There will be a reckoning 15-20 years from now and it will be a bad one.

Chris Cuomo: “Mr. Guiliani, do you indeed wear diapers?”

The u/s said I was half a week or so past the cut off, which I was surprised to learn was that early in my liberal state. I heard the nurse mutter something to the doctor, he hissed in response, “I’m not sending her to [next state over].”

Good on Kampala Harris for asking the question:

this is far more charming than when my wife did it in our home.

Have you seen his episode of Hot Ones on YouTube? He came off as such a good sport. I haven’t heard any of his music, but I really enjoyed that interview.

That is hilarious!

I try not to wear thongs near open gas burners as a rule.

In order to make myself feel better about my body, I just repeatedly tell myself that my body would have been the archetype of feminine beauty during the Renaissance.

Sometimes I look at my FUPA and think it’s actually quite sexy: it provides additional curves (curves are an area I need all the help I can get in) and it makes me feel like a beautiful womanly Botticelli painting.

I am a huge fan of Neil Young, and his songs really move me. But I can’t seem to reconcile my feelings with the fact that he left his wife of 36 years for Darryl (or for anyone). I know I don’t know the full story - I’m sure none of us do and it’s not our business - but I can’t believe that a man can write a song like…

A yacht of gold.

Neil left his wife of like a billion years for Darryl, so I find their story a little less charming. Though he is still one of the best sad-person musicians ever.

Hannah Gadsby comes to the rescue in the old “Separate the art from the artist” argument:

GIVE IT TO ME NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have my beautifully tattered copies from childhood and I can already tell that my daughter is going to be into creepy shit like me. I can not wait to read these with her at bedtime. Or maybe during the day so I don’t have to deal with nightmares. I like sleep. 

Everyone wants to know who’s playing Taily-Po.

The only real question is who will play Harold?

I’ve heard nothing but good things about her from my female colleagues who’ve done those Capitol One commercials.