She makes them feel so puny and pathetic.
She makes them feel so weak and insecure.

She makes them feel so puny and pathetic. She makes them feel so weak and insecure. She walks out on that court, looking like that, dominating the sport like that, and they cannot handle it. The only thing they can do to try and diminish her power and her greatness is some bullshit dress code? SUFFER, FRENCH TENNIS…

Because he didn’t think the things he tweeted were problematic until there was backlash.

“The Trump National Hudson Valley? Why, she died on the way to prom night 50 years ago…”

#neverforget

There’s something faintly unsettling about this article. The aimless circuitous directory is Twilight Zone-ish, and I kept expecting Walker to pay a visit to the club only to learn that it closed down in 1972.

A single tear rolls down my cheek as I reminisce on Cash Cab, the true car schenanigan show of show.

He’s corny as fuck, but he makes millions of dollars throwing a ball 6 months out of the year, and fucks Ciara so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ .  Corny is in, I guess. 

I do not remember what “bored” feels like. I think only rich people can afford to be bored. I would kill to hole up somewhere beautiful and secluded with a good book and a comfy throw. I bet you can see stars there.

Cali-FOOOORNNNIIIIIAAAAA!!! Here we COOOOOOOOOMMMMME.

Do rewatches of a movie you haven’t seen in forever count because:

I saw Atomic Blonde a few weeks ago. While I enjoyed seeing Charlize Theron’s pretty outfits and fighting cold war dudes in high heels, it felt like someone just wanted to have Charlize Theron makeout with a chick and kick bad guys in the balls, and loosely wrote a movie around that. 

I love Popstar! It’s the This Is Spinal Tap for pop music.

Popstar is criminally underrated. One of the best comedies of the past 10 years, easy.

I saw Popstar the other night. It looked like it should be really stupid, but it was actually better than many of these SNL-skits-turned-movies.

Fifty Shades Freed.  My partner and I knew it would be bad (we’d seen the other two) and decided to enjoy some weed-laced cookies before the movie to help ease the pain.  My god, it was even dumber than the others!  The acting was basically Skinemax level, and when Anastasia, in her job as an editor, looks at a piece…

Supertroopers Two. And I say that as someone who loved Supertroopers 1. (I was a senior in high school SHUSH. Though really I still enjoy it. Especially any of the scenes with Brian Cox) But yeah, this was just bad dumb.

My SO works for a (very small, independent) record label. One of their artists is going to be releasing an album that has a song that’s got samples from (redacted) on it. There are fewer than six people who work for this label, and they somehow manage to have contacted the sampled artist in question to do what they…

Did Putin show an ID when he bought Trump?

I’m willing to bet my life savings that Donald Trump has never ever set foot in a supermarket.