It’s in that purse somewhere!

Same. She’s so dang charming.

I have a reason to share this now.

I had a similarly privileged experience in that same era, with the live-in nanny and both parents working, and while I recognize that what my parents did isn’t instructive directly to anyone who doesn’t have that kind of money, I do try to be encouraging about the fact that you can be very present in your kids’ lives…

I can appreciate my fellow liberals and their kindhearted plans to party their purge away, but I’m surrounded on all sides by racists and Trump voters here in middle America so I understand this movie’s premise completely.

Soooo...am I only one who read “right from the tap” and envisioned Aimee lapping water from the tap while her cats wailed? Anyone? anyone? And NYC tap water is delicious.

A would grab ALL the Frontline.

I want to hear everyone’s ideal Purge night!

What, like it’s hard?

i can’t even be mad. i clicked into this article. i read it. i did this to me.

.That’s why they are smart. I was never/still not that heavy into weed but when it was illegal in my state it wasn’t worth it find a dealer and worry about getting busted. Now that’s it’s legal I wouldn’t mind buying weed more often but the shops around here assume you’ve taken a WEED 101 class before you come in the…

impossible, we all know women lack this trait.

“President Trump, who do we want to commission for the White House Easter egg this year?”
“What?”
“What artist will we ask to paint the eggs for thi-”
“I don’t give a fuck. Get Spicer to do it.”
“But sir, typically the eggs are painted-”
“Gold!”
“Excuse me?”
“Paint them gold. All of them. Put a picture on it and maybe stamp…

surely she can’t be using this newfangled literary technique called “humour” i’ve heard so much about

Probably will watch. Since I love Neil Gaiman. I like to listen to the audiobook versions of his books, because he reads them, and his voice is very soothing.

Correct! You are the winner! I didn’t scroll down far enough in the comments. Your prize is.... this gif of a cat not understanding the concept of catch!

I don’t even have a vagina nd I knew this.

Yeah, that’s the flappy door and the side of the container. Sorry, I always knew this ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

See, I’m from the East Coast (Boston, not NYC) and I think the level of niceness in places further west seems insincere and suspect. I don’t think we’re so much necessarily “rude” out here as we won’t bullshit you just to spare your feelings. We’re not bad people, we just tend to reserve the warm and fuzzies for…

So if there’s a place that is very hard to get reservations for, and a cheerleader manages to snag one, and she takes her parents there for their 50th anniversary, if an NFL player shows up, unannounced, and the maitre d’ allows him to be seated, SHE is the one who is in violation of the rules and has to leave?