Okay, so technically a hot dog fits the definition of a sandwich, but it is superseded by its own hot dog definition. It’s the same as a square is technically a rectangle, but it’s its own more specific thing - a square.

Is Aubrey O’Day going to give us a daily update on her sex life from now on? I’m honestly not interested.

I’m so down for anything with Kate McKinnon in it and I don’t hate Mila Kunis, so I will watch this some day.

Y’know, if we all had access to bombs and bomb-making material this never would have happened because a good guy with a bomb can always stop a bad guy with a bomb.

They eat all your burgers and hang out with loser stoner friends in a dirty van though.

It’s like society wants you to have children and then it punishes you for having children and at the same time hates you if you don’t want to have children.

OH I love that! I want mine to be You Make My Dreams By Hall & Oates, but I bet my man won’t be into that idea, lol

We didn’t have a first dance at my wedding but damn, this is the song I would definitely have chosen!

Yaaaassssssssssssss.

Such Great Heights, covered by Iron and Wine. It’s my favorite song, and he told me once that he knew he wanted to marry me when he saw the look on my face when I played the Postal Service version for him the first time.

Iron & Wine’s “Flightless Bird, American Mouth.” “First Day of My Life” by Bright Eyes was a close second!

Like every other place, California has its problems and its flaws. It is far, far from perfect — not even remotely close.

Foreskin skin grafts are a thing, but yeah...idk how one can leap from “legit medical use” to “maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s BabyPeen!”

I never have any idea who Armie Hammer is. I just cannot get past the fact that his parents named him Armand Hammer.

You mean the one about a well-regulated militia, right?

They look like Draco Malfoy’s goons.

We all know the Marine Core fought bravely at the Bowling Green Massacre.

In a now deleted tweet, Trump tweeted about the Marine “Core” and not the Marine Corps. It was deleted and replaced with the corrected spelling, but President Bone Spurs got DRAGGED as a result:

Pretty straightforward... hundreds of thousands (likely millions) of teenagers are speaking... and they are telling legislators to stop caving to the gun lobby, protect kids by passing stronger gun control laws. How are you missing this, do you not have eyes? Or are you just being willfully ignorant(trolling)?

Peak Trump.