Probably Kim Jong Un because Donald Trump already fucks me every day.

I remember watching “The Mummy” and just falling in love with him. He’s the entire reason “Sliding Doors” is my go-to Rom Com

I’m seeing a lot of dislike here for the original movie, but if John Hannah shows up to read a W.H. Auden poem every season, I am 100% on board.

I’m down with Hugh Grant in most of his iterations but I cannot FUCKING STAND ANDIE MCDOWELL. And what makes her so infuriating for me is that she always plays this elusive, precious, golden vagina’d goddess that some male lead finds sacred - even though she’s shown no sign of a personality other than looking at…

:(

i think the alien fingers were just...not believable. especially if the other TAs and prof were trying to figure out which one of their students were responsible for the messages. those fingers would stick out like...

“But why don’t women come forward????”

Round of applause for weak ass troll of the day

So basically unless they can put forward a “This Fixes Every Problem” Bill they shouldn’t bother fixing anything.

Fun fact: we Californians can focus on and accomplish several tasks simultaneously...sooooooo thanks I guess? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Umm, false equivalency much?

When I came to this thread (late) I got:

I’m sure this will be buried, and it’s not terribly frightening, but it involves supernatural phenomenons/phenomena/whatever:

A bakery I worked at had just gotten a new client, and to keep up with demand we’d had to add an overnight shift to prep stuff for the early shifts when they came in. As the manager, I worked the first few weeks of the shift myself (alone) so that I could train whoever we hired later to do it.

GAH. This is my actual nightmare. Not as bad at all, but one night when I was like, 20 and driving home alone from a movie, this guy followed me flashing his high beams for miles. I was taking a weird country road home, so it was really unlikely he happened to be going that way. He was incessant. Never beeped, but…

Not sure this is “scary” but more “wtf”

I was on a horrible schedule, where I was waking up around 2AM every night, and had started a routine where I would go out for coffee early in the morning; before jumping on my computer for work.

Not scary, but very sweet and probably nothing. 2005 my ex bf dies suddenly of a massive heart attack. He was an eccentric artist who loved to dance on his family’s graves and scatter pennies everywhere. After his funeral, we do the same for him. A few months later, I’m getting ready to take a shower and throw my…

it’s the most wonderful thread of the year!

I’m amazed at how he can just always be wrong. You can set your watch to it. Like Palin, only with somehow less coherence.