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I attended an outdoor screening of Fellowship of the Ring (and the next year, The Two Towers) where Chicago Symphony Orchestra played the score live. The weather was beautiful and we brought cheese, wine and charcuterie, and it manifestly did NOT suck.

Your opinion is bad, and you should feel bad.

Why can’t all teens be bitter, emotionally crippled, Tom Waits-loving alcoholics like I was at 17?

Just like Trump is the embodiment of all Baby Boomers, right?

Seriously I’m a “Millennial” and I feel so old and detached from the world knowing this guy is somehow famous for being a complete asshat.

Parents who don’t want to discipline their kids should be forced to watch all this guy’s stuff.

ME: tolerance and peace is the best way to go through life. we shouldn’t infringe on somebody who’s just doing what they want
ALSO ME: we should destroy every teen

Footage of this guy is the best ISIS recruiting video ever.

What are your top five favorite Graham Norton moments involving Jennifer Aniston?

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My favorite Graham Norton moment involving Jenifer Aniston

A 10 year off/on/off/on relationship may have died its final death over the casting of this character. I am remarkably unbothered by that fact.

I feel you, my highschool hangout spot was cvs

Sorry to be narcissistic, but someone took this video of me saying goodbye to Emma and I think it’s really sweet.

Emma Carmichael is a wonderful and supportive boss who eggs you on at the right moments and also is incredibly patient with drunk bloggers. (She has this very specific “uh huh, uh huh” nod that makes you realize it’s time to go home, but in a nice way.) That said, this is rude.

Start reading io9, they all quit.

instead of leaving you should have gone around the building and came back in

mom pls dont do this

Lol, she’s probably happy she doesn’t have to deal with his drama anymore. Now she can just be rich and pretty and unburdened with worry about leaving her husband alone with the nanny. I assume that’s a great feeling after the initial shock wears off!

Awwww...all the little baby sharks!