I shot the sheriff but I did not shoot the deputy. Here, this nigerian prince will back me up, imma cc him.

Donald Trump Jr: “Well, sure, I robbed the bank, but it turned out it wasn’t payroll day, so it wasn’t even worth taking the money. Such a nothing.”

Yaaaas!

Piracy in general and historical female pirates in particular have always been near and dear to my heart. I watched the first Pirates of the Caribbean movie because I was part of a group and was outvoted. The saddest thing for me about these movies is that while, for once, the cast is relatively racially diverse,…

This is so true. I now live in another state and all the things people think about living in Los Angeles are so not true because of television. Unfortunately, the people who make our media aren’t typically homies. Thankfully, Issa Rae grew up in Los Angeles and gives that full perspective.

I AM HERE FOR THIS!

*Han’s down

Han and Giselle, too beautiful for this cruel, cruel world. *cries*.

Hahn & Giselle 4 ever

I feel the need to toss in this excellent joke I saw on FB a few weeks ago.

That can’t possibly be true, as a man let me explain.....

Dude: “It’s in the Torah”

See, the difference between them and REAL poor people is that they just have had bad luck whereas poor people are lazy. They work hard and WOULD be rich if only the system wasn’t rigged against them because of NAFTA or something. Poor people are stupid (but also somehow smart enough to fleece the welfare system so…

Yes, yes. Sharks.

Shark Attack 3: Megalodon, is the greatest movie of all fucking time. I highly, highly recommend watching it as soon as possible and probably buying it on the internet for repeat viewings. Looking at the “errors” page on IMDB is hilarious as well. God, I love that fucking movie.

If you can’t appreciate the ridiculousness of Automobile’s rebranding and an article calling it out for the bullshit that it is then... well I don’t know. Then *something*. Maybe you can figure out what the problem is here.

Aaaaaaaaaand that’s the reason she’s posting what she did.

Don’t forget the OG Mummy man.