This is the perfect encapsulation of everything wrong in the general population right now.

He’s dreamy. I’ll happily add him to my long list of crushes who look like River Phoenix.

Eowyn/Meriadoc 2020: Make the Nazgul dead again.

I’m reminded of a mental Bilbo in Fellowship of the Ring.

Oh, I thought she was good because she was an avenger? Shows how much I know about superheroes. All I know is that this guy? He may look like he wouldn’t hurt a fly:

Anyone who knows anything knows that Harry seems really nice but is actually very super evil. He should play the dashing spy who seems to be an ally and gets BW to trust him and but then turns out to be the villain.

Thought you were talking about Alex Skargard and was like ON MY WAY.

But being unaware of the law doesn’t free you of the consequences of breaking it. I didn’t realize you had to drive for 100 yards in a lane before changing to another lane, but the ticket I paid and the point on my car insurance are the consequences for breaking that law.

I’m sure the handful of joints they imagined potentially confiscating during this illegal and inappropriate raid totally made traumatizing 900 kids worthwhile, right everyone?

Team Hemsworth

I’m also Team Thor. Pine’s a great actor and I loved him as Steve Trevor, but he doesn’t do it for me aesthetically though I do not understand why. He’s one of those actors who seems like he should definitely be My Type but for some reason isn’t. Every time I see him in a movie I keep studying him to figure out…

Does that come with fries? Can I sub a side salad? Seems like a lot of grad-a prime beef.

I wouldn’t kick him out of bed, but he is no Thor.

Sorry, the correct order of Chris’ is Hemsworth (with long hair and beard), Evans, Pine and Pratt. It is known.

Yasssss!!!

I was a boy once, now I’m a man. In what dopey wibbley wobbley universe are bra straps ‘distracting’. Seriously, it’s bra straps. I find that as arousing as shoelaces.
Lets be honest, these backward doucenozzles imply ‘shameful arousal in the eyes of the Lord’. Even if I would encounter a pair of particularly arousing…

I know people wil say I’m exaggerating, but it’s my firm belief that it’s this kind of thing that lay the grounds for normalizing victim-blaming in rape.

True story: One of my friends from college told me one of his most vivid memories of middle school was the time he got a raging boner because of the way the girl he had a crush on was breathing. It was making her boobs go up and down.