“I know the topic of Michelle on post-White House life is getting old”

“Fear consumes us, unfortunately. It’s an emotion that can be played on, to the detriment of us,” she says. “It’s an emotion we all fear. It just can’t consume you.”

See, that’s what we need. The American public has shown exactly what it wants in a leader: An idiot. In fact, the biggest idiot available.

“If I Did It,” by OJ Simpson

Welcome to the Conservative Dreamworld!

I was really counting on the flying cars to make the dystopian future worth it. But here we are, dystoping our peasant asses off with not a flying car to be seen. What a ripoff.

I’ve seen this romcom before. KD and Rihanna’s fight make them realize that the only thing worse than how they feel about each other is how they feel WITHOUT each other. They eventually fall in love and end up getting married. Jeff Van Gundy, still obsessed with Rihanna, tries to interrupt the ceremony but ends up…

Like in all seriousness, we really do need to get better at branding. Call it the HAHADUMBLIBRULS act for all i care if it gets these Neanderthals to support it.

Found her passport photo:

Does the dog make it?

What’s amused me (basically the only thing that’s amused me about this whole dumpster fire) is the Trump debacle is finally turned crazy libertarian Mr Slocombe into someone approaching a lefty liberal. It’s like seeing someone who actually wanted to privatize the government in power made him realize that’s a shit…

He’s so see-through: his principle ambition is to undo everything the black man did before him. To paraphrase Stephen Colbert: Trump is so hell-bent on undoing everything Obama did, that it wouldn’t surprise me to see him bring out the 7 Thanksgiving turkeys he pardoned and bludgeon them to death with a club.”

Oh man this happens SO MUCH. I honestly can’t figure it out. At my last job there was this one woman who was particularly bad- she was known for not showing up (like at all...would just decide to not come in some days and not tell anyone), coming in hours late then spending all day on her cell phone making personal…

When I was working corporate I often wondered, what would happen if I just stopped trying to do a good job? I eventually figured, not much. There were so many people fucking up royally and not doing anything I doubt anyone would notice. Although, when I gave my notice at one of my jobs years ago, one of the people…

H. Jon Benjamin, there are lines in both Archer and Bob’s Burgers that I could say 100 different ways and still never be funny, but he pulls off with ease. He nails the tone, inflection, pacing, pauses, everything. He has a true talent for voice work, IMO.

Yup, and that right there shows the truly held values of the right wing base. Nothing about your actual quality as a person matters if you just talk tough and shit on brown people.

This reminds me of the Pace salsa commercials of the 90's.

That the perfect drama-free black Harvard lawyer has to be now compared to the inept, possibly demented, pussy grabber white con artist is baffling. This is proof that America is still a deeply racist place. Talking about racism: imagine if Gianforte were black.....just imagine that.

i think one of the things that angers me/shocks me/saddens me the most about trumps presidency is that if Obama had been accused of any of the daily shit we find out about trump, he would be in handcuffs and impeached immediately. yet trump supporters/republicans defend trump and basically say “nothing to see here,…