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I’ve been making it a point to read and find out more of each of the victims as they are named. I was reading through Martyn Hett’s twitter, a young man who tragically was lost, and he gave me an unexpected laugh this morning:

Anthony Weiner’s continued existence on this planet proves that Hillary does not control hit squads.

I remember a time when GWB went to the wrong side of a room to leave and the doors were locked. He just turned to the camera, shrugged his shoulders and gave kind of a “oops, silly me” before going the right way.

The one thing I sort of liked about GWB was the fact, at times, he seemed to acknowledge that he was kind of a dumb ass and he knew he really wasn’t fooling anybody.

George W. Bush’s reputation is the only thing benefiting from this mess of a presidency.

Yep I could’ve used this message a bit more when I was younger, but thanks to Spice Girls, I knew that if you wanted to be my luvah, you had to get with my friends. So there’s that.

As is its internalized sister, “I’m not like other girls.”

That’s not really fair. As goddamn stupid as this is, it was taped before Manchester. It’s not like Katy interrupted a live broadcast of the events last night to be all “but wait, my dancers.”

Good on her for taking this on. The whole “you’re not like other girls” thing is so, so gross.

“If millenials stop buying man rompers with avocado toast on them...”

I don’t know, at least the porn dialogue is believable.

He was so cute all this week and my only regret is that he didn’t play Carolina, the best song from his album.

Why am I watching this and smiling like a loon? This young man is adorbs.

God damn it, now I’m a fan girl.

Oh no. He got me! I wasn’t ready for this!

These are the same type of idiots who think Syrian refugees can easily come in to the US and claim refugee status.

Flying commercial? How the mighty have fallen. I guess mindlessly blathering Exhibit #1 in every Muslim Ban lawsuit has cost him dearly. And I couldn’t be happier for it.

Breaking News: Rudy Giuliani now calling for the abolishment of the TSA, citing executive overreach.

“DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM??!”

It looks like it was the whole season edited down to 5 minutes.