I thought Spy was going to be terrible, but I randomly watched it on November 10th because I was in need of a comedy, any comedy and I swear to god, I don’t know if it was because it just felt good to laugh amongst all the existential dread, but there were moments I literally could not breathe from laughing so hard…

I did a lot of hugging my old (now gay) boyfriends. My husband hung out with the classmate who had become a muskrat trapper because he thought he was interesting.

“Jon Hamm’s penis is about the size of an obese hamster.”

Truth be told, the best-preserved guys were the ones who had come out of the closet right after high school. My old boyfriend Will was sexier than ever and definitely the snappiest dresser of the night.

Funny how much less attractive someone is when you find out they’re an abusive turd, right? That’s probably why they had to put Javier Bardem in the new movie!

I’m reminded that every time I watch “Predator”, I think to myself, “There’s two future state governors in this movie”.

I miss Alan. :(

The only one who can beat the Rock is STONE COLD! MAH GAHD, MAGGLE, ITS THE STUNNER! STONE COLD 2020 SAYS I JUST BEAT YOUR ASS!

“I cannot get over the fact that these exploration teams don’t operate with some kind of helmet protocol...”

THANK YOU. Did they even READ War of the Worlds? The Martians got taken out by the sniffles.

Gonna let my man Guy Fleegman take this one:

Same here.

I love The Rock and I don’t feel bad about it.

A couple years old but loved this video with Timothy Simons:

This song has grown on me. It’s such an old school type ballad. I love it now.

A few days ago I mentioned I was making a poster to motivate myself to study for the bar. Well guess what?

These fuckers all talk shit about California but we had 300k new residents move to the state in 2016. Mostly in the cities San Francisco, Los Angeles et al. They hate us liberals but they move here.

California is big enough to give this a good start. I’m thinking we need to form regionalized systems as well. For example, CA gets it up and running and then Oregon and Washington join in. A larger pool to spread out the risk. States joining together might also start the push to a federal system.

California in some ways is too good for the US. In many others... it’s the worst.

• The State Department promoted Ivanka Trump’s new book on Twitter, a likely violation of a federal rule. [Huffington Post]

What’s the over/under on a GOP member who supports the current healthcare bill under the guise of ‘states should choose how to do healthcare’ opposing this because... reasons?