Remember how in the French Revolution they just started beheading people? I don’t, like, condone it, but I now understand the impulse.

My reaction exactly. FUCKING FUCK THAT MAP because seeing it reminds of the upbeat feeling I had before going to the polls (in a state that swung red) and then the horrible feeling I had when I saw all the old white people lined up at the polls.

*pops in, scans grays*

Valdimir Putin has definitely found Liberal Democracy’s soft underbelly and is curently goring it, probably to death, with a sharp spear.

And how many of them had drunk teen house parties that were broken up by the cops and miraculously nary a person was killed or, hell, even arrested. Even my lame ass high school self had one.

Britain: “Brexit is the dumbest thing a country could possibly do.”

But HOW LOUD WAS THEIR MUSIC????

They started disappearing when the chief admitted that the body cam footage showed cop was a lying liar who lies. I’m sure they are still scouring the internet showing pix that the boy is 6'6 and 300 lbs and could be a body double for Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

I’m sure he was disrespectful in some way. Everyone knows if you were disrespectful to an officer, they have the right to murder you (if you are also black).

Well, now let’s remember, we still don’t know all the facts. Did the kid speak to (or possibly look at) officers in a manner that was “disrespectful”? Did he have any prior misdemeanors on his record that gave him an aura of criminality that police would instantly detect using their paladin abilities? Did he have bad…

The New York Times reported on Monday Police Chief John Haber admitted that video footage from body cameras revealed that the car had actually been pulling away away from police when shots were fired.

Waiting for those assholes who were just sooo sure the cops were telling the truth, who claimed that OF COURSE these Black teenagers were drunk and breaking the law and tried to run the cops over. OF COURSE this cop wasn’t lying. If these kids weren’t doing anything wrong, they wouldn’t have been shot. Because the…

The gay spirits will rise from the corpses and haunt the funeral home forever with festive parties and a keen fashion sense.

What the utter fuck? Do these backwater hicks think that the gay is going to contaminate them somehow? He’s fucking dead for chrissake. Do your goddamn jobs.

You do if you really, really love Jesus.

I have never understood how completely devoid of empathy people can be. When someone loses their spouse, you bend over backwards to ease their pain. You don’t flip them the bird and make life even harder.

You have to be a scared, insignificant asshole to refuse funeral services to someone.

I’m waiting for these laws to expand to: “Well, I thought they were gay..” So any contract can be broken on just the suspicion without tangible evidence.

I love it when he shows up as some random weirdo like on Broad City