Sadly, he’s more likely to be nestled even further into the bosom of apoplectic MRAs and red pillers. He’s going to be their champion martyr and figurehead now that he’s been so badly mistreated by his feminazi corrupted wife.

If the world was fair, he would be followed for the rest of his days by people saying his kids weren’t real and were false flags.

Yes! Oddly I was trying to post that exact picture. Weird.

Right? How dare they do the same thing that every president before them did.

Except it’s still another case of party hypocrisy because we all know how much fucking shit Michelle would’ve gotten had she stayed in Chicago when Barack was elected.

Hell, the woman promoted healthy eating and exercise and the right almost had heart attacks from such audacity. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck all that.

It’s amazing how controversial capitalist business decisions like speaking fees are when Democrats make them.

“I didn’t want to have tears in my eyes because people would swear I was crying because of the new president.”

Michelin only gives a maximum of three stars, Katy. GOSH!

The funnel web spider gets it first.

Yo, if you live in or near DC, we should totally go see this together, because I am fucking AMPED to see this.

I love a good soundtrack playlist! It’s perfect for studying, because it’s evocative without being intrusive, and lends a suitably epic note to my political economy review.

Yes, and it looks weird as hell.

She wants to wait to give birth until the kid is self-sufficient - I get it.

Off-topic— did anybody’s ads and articles just switch sides of the screen? It’s surprisingly disturbing. Am I in an alternate universe all of a sudden?

Some of the best scores:

A couple of years ago I saw Ennio Morricone in concert and sobbed through he whole thing. Last year I saw Hans Zimmer and sobbed through the entire thing as well. I love film scores. Also, my two newest favs, Jed Kurzel and Ramin Djawadi, can get it.

More like DADDY amirite?

I still hold out hope that Chris Pratt’s character will ultimately be revealed to be the grown-up version of the kid that Alan Grant scared the piss out of at the start of the first movie.

That was exactly my thought. This wasn’t so much Merkel trying to play nice with Donald via his daughter, as much as it was another opportunity for her to showcase just what idiots the Trumps are and to remind them whose really a world leader. Same reason she invited Obama to upcoming event. Merkel knows what’s what,…