Well...because it’s only been three months, and his reward for being shat on by the Republican party for eight years was America electing a barely functioning, senile jackass to replace him and undo literally every good thing Obama accomplished. I think he deserves a little time off from America’s nonsense.

It’s only 2 PM (almost) over here in California and I’ve already had at least one person reply to one of my comments with that old standard “You must be fun at parties”. I really feel you deserve that accolade more than I do at the present time.

He’ll be back soon, he just stepped out to buy some cigarettes... 3 months ago : (

New life, who dis?

i was drunk on saturday and some girl was complaining that she was gonna die alone and that her ovaries are dying (she’s 24, i am almost 31) and i yelled “ONE, don’t come at an older woman and worry about not being able to produce children and TWO the president you voted for is gonna get us all fuckin nuked by tuesday…

Ugh, yes. Zayn is objectively a really, really gorgeous man, but he’s totally dead behind the eyes and everything he does is soulless. I have no interest in him beyond looking at his pretty face occasionally.

It’s okay, Harry is the best one. I’ve stanned for 4+ years, I know my 1D stuff ;)

“I am disappointed with how he spent so much time trying to appease people who hated his guts”

“after a foreign policy lecture I had given”

When women start doing that to me, and hit them with the “ehn, mine’s a little on the slow side, but he’s sweet and happy, but I drank like a fish through most of my pregnancy, so [shrug!]”

While I would never say I love it I do buy a lot of things because of Kinjadeals. So, I can’t hate.

I’d do the same, but I’m pretty sure the IUD string would hang out of one of my nostrils.

He strikes me as the type of person who regularly wears pants that zip off into shorts, but never zips off the bottom part because it’s always just a little too brisk out.

Their American ads are a lot more honest.

he’s been dodging rumors that he’s gay for a minute and honestly, and the man is trying to get his shit together.

Outspent by the Koch Bros., yada yada. Maybe the Democratic Party should try a different tac, since they spent an assload of money in 2016 and came up with butkus. How about some actual boots on the ground, door-to-door kind of stuff by people actually from those areas? I know some well-meaning white folks who went…

And they still had on the same shit they had on at the club.