This montage is...perfection.

My preschool bff and I shared a boyfriend, Alex. The three of us would tricycle around the yard together - just a perfectly happy thruple! It’s a totally normal age to start conceptualizing “boyfriends and girlfriends” without actually getting into the complicated reality of it. It’s all very pure and wholesome.

Def just sent the first one to the text chain with my girls. That is THE BEST.

Dude my husband and I have done Whole30 twice, and we’re so annoyed by how much better we feel when we’re doing it. It’s not even about a weight loss thing - we just feel better (less bloated, more energy, clearer skin etc). I’m like...fuck...did I really want to know what I’d look and feel like without bread and…

For real. She’s an incredible talent. Her voice and songwriting skills are top notch.

Holy fucking shit THIS is what is impossible to explain to partners. All of this. We don’t even have kids yet, and there is still a list of things like this. My partner doesn’t like to “feel stupid” so if there’s something he doesn’t know how to do, he kind of like...gets insecure and doesn’t do it...so I do. I love…

I have lordosis and it sucks. I do not want to present my butt. My butt keeps trying to present itself permanently and thus my spine is like WHYYYY

Crisp Rat is the highlight of my day

The Good Place, Brooklyn 99, and Big Mouth are the only shows that make me legit laugh out loud/cry laugh.

I just laughed SO HARD alone in my office. This is COMMENT OF THE DAY (COTD).

“Giggle and forget life for a bit” is all I EVER want and no matter what strain it is...I fall asleep. I’m going to go seek out Golden Goat or Blue Dream though! (I live in CA). Thanks for the recs!

That was my EXACT thought. I would have crushed that cheese.

Well said! I got really into tarot in June this year, and have been really studying it and doing readings for myself and others ever since. It’s been a really healthy and interesting way to take a look at myself - my feelings and thoughts. It’s like having a third party/therapist to tell you to stop having a pity…

Agreed and I already feel like that DNA test trap screwed her. I love her but I really didn’t want her to run.

Oh man I thought it was just me! I can never see any images on my phone. Jez fix itttt

Omg I love this story! (The second one). Apparently back when we were first dating, I told my now-husband that I loved him when I was rolling my face off on ecstasy. Like we were both in Vegas, but in different locations, and I left all my friends and took a taxi to his hotel to find him and tell him I loved him. I…

HAHHAHAHAHHAHAAA

I am here for St Vincent, The Black Panther Soundtrack, and “This is America”.

They don’t want there to be a path to legality for these workers because then they can’t take advantage of them as much.