It IS torture.

That’s exactly how I feel too. Just tons of statements and tweets saying “this is it” and then...nothing. I’m terrified that nothing will ever happen and he’ll get reelected in 2020. Completely and utterly terrified.

And Senna tea is no fucking joke! I bought it and used it once...and it was so effective I’m scared to use it again. I sprinted to the bathroom and was shitting forever. I thought I would die there.

Dude that’s exactly what I was thinking. Listening to her say those words was....uncomfortable? And I’m someone who legit says “dope” and “tight” because I’m in my 30s and from Southern California and I haven’t left 1997 apparently.

Apparently they did have a plan and all the animals are fine? I think there’s a lot of misinformation online.

This actually made me emotional.

I hated Victoria’s Secret growing up but it was the only place to buy “cool” bras (cool for a 13 year old). But they were so bad at figuring out sizes and basically shamed me for having big boobs. It didn’t make sense to me because the models all seemed to have bigger boobs and they looked great! (It wasn’t until I…

I liked them better than One Direction! (And I am neither’s target demo). Their music was pretty catchy.

That’s what I was talking about with my husband last night. He’s from Wisconsin and was like, I feel like there is no way to get through to people who vote entirely on 1) abortion and 2) immigration. No amount of facts, science, real talk etc is going to get someone who believes 1) abortion is murder and 2) brown…

I live in LA. Soooooooooo, yea I feel you. haha.

Oh for sure. A once-a-year thing is now officially a none-a-year thing. 

SAMEEEE

You’re 100% right. I just sent your comment to my husband. I’m like wellllllll it was time for us to stop “occasionally partaking” anyway. 

omg same. i had to go google the lyrics.

That little promo bit with Tan was the cutest cross-promotion I’ve ever seen. I want to hug it.

I just choke laughed. This is so accurate.

It’s straight up this: https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/tracy-chapman-sues-nicki-minaj-745934/

You’re not missing backstory. That’s 100% what happened.

I might have been the only kid who was terrified by E.T. and not totally charmed by him. I never got over the scene where he pops out of the bushes snarling. Nightmares about him sneaking into my room for years.

Well that’s good to hear! The steam coming out of my ears has been taken down 1 notch.