cphillips2118
awkwardturtle
cphillips2118

That’s exactly what I came here to rant about. A MONTH? A FUCKING MONTH??? I can legit track the fucking phone I left in my uber in 3 min because I open the app, see the dude whose Uber I was in, and reach out to him. Yet police took a fucking month.

omg channing no. run awayyyyyyy.

somehow this is the creepiest one...jesus

dude i hope your dad was like, sorry i was a dick before, clearly there’s a GHOST.

holy shit

YASSSSSSS HIT ME WITH YOUR TALES LADIES. HIGHLIGHT OF THE YEAR RIGHT HERE.

WILL TIPPIN

I also hate hate hate hate Tom Cruise. For a variety of irrational reasons, but also that he’s a bad actor. Each role is just him playing himself (Tropic Thunder excluded). Borrrrringggggg.

SO GOOD

I’m sorry but...I hate that anthem song. Holy shit. I really hate it.

Woah! I had no idea. That is...bizarre.

Spy ended up being one of my favorite comedies of ALL TIME. From the disguises they kept giving her, to Jason Statham parodying Jason Statham, to the dynamics between Melissa and Rose Byrne...I was cry laughing.

Thank god Midweek Madness is back. I LIVE FOR THIS.

Hahaha I thought the same thing.

I’m in the same boat! The news has been so dark and depressing that I’ve lost my mojo to watch dramas. I’ve been forcing my way through the second season of the Handmaid’s Tale because that show is just SO good, but the rest of my shows are Brooklyn 99, Lucifer, Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries and any other ridiculous

I get the Kardashians. Doesn’t help that my name is also Courtney and I live in LA so about 50% of the time Starbucks spells my name with a K. NO.

MGK is actually a pretty sweet guy behind the scenes. Also, surprisingly attractive in person. Also, I was standing near Halsey and G-Eazy while they made out NONSTOP at Coachella and it was super annoying. I’m team MGK.

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Came to type the same thing so I’m just gonna jump on your bandwagon.

That painting of the woman on the bed holding a handkerchief could legit be a painting of me. Make her boobs bigger and hair darker and you’ve got me getting out of bed at 6:30am today. I am fully on board with your mission! I love celebrating this body type!