I think he is just wearing a shitty shirt that shrunk. It’s almost like he dresses terribly on purpose.

Even his illegal workers were white.

He definitely only hires white people.

She’s not good at cyber!

The big revelation here would be that Ivanka Trump doesn’t know about the internet.

Does she not have internet?

I met my now-wife at speed dating. Everyone was wearing name tags and I noticed that a couple of the women there were named Carrie or Kari. My wife was the last woman I sat down with, she told me her name, then immediately took of her name tag since the event was ending. We really hit it off, and towards the end I…

If you were that pretty, you’d have one too.

Wait a sec—is that really a blazer sweatsuit?

Someone should tell him they film a lot of these games.

He would’ve gotten away with it too, if it wasn’t for those pesky kids and that fancy dog of theirs...

Hmmm ... actually, Ric Flair was the greatest champion of all time.

I know Micheal Cole is a sock puppet who repeats what Vince tells him in his earpiece, but to be able to say anyone aside from Flair was the best showed us he is without a soul, an empty husk of a man worthy of derision.

Mr. T served in the Army.

Wrong. IIRC, he and three buddies jumped a dude because the guy was Asian. There is no fucking universe in which that makes him a badass. He’s just an ass.

Jesus Christ, you goon. I love you. I hope Terry Crews pulls out your spine.

1. Danny Trejo.

Shut the fuck up, Donny. 

“This year’s”???? The AFC South is still and has always been the crappiest division in football since it was formed. Awful cities, awful teams, just the backwater of the NFL. A casual sports fan would get this list of teams confused with a list of NWSL teams.

I came to bring the pain, hardcore to the brain- Sean Lee. Twice today.