This is correct.

Sarah Palin is a woman, and so is Hillary Clinton.

Easy. Your country is full of terrified, racist, sexist assholes.

As if his hands could wrap all the way around a baby’s neck.

What’s the over/under on how many times Haisley will furiously masturbate to this game?

it’s not, it’s just because billy is the biggest Barcelona homer

you are this upset about a team of people you don’t know losing a game? Imagine how you might feel if your people were virtually exterminated over a span of hundreds of years, thrown onto reservations, and forced to watch what was left of your people and culture become a caricature for a baseball team....

Barcelona lost to Man City lmao and you wrote about cristiano ronaldo

I love Dak. I think he’s great. But I still think any long-term success for the Cowboys will come with Tony Romo playing QB.

x’actly!! Simply a costume depicting the one of the most famous black men in contemporary society hanging from a noose. Stupid. But must EVERYTHING be about race these days? Sad!

Sure, Santa may look old and uncool now, but I heard he used to sleigh on the mic back in the day.

I’m not sure if anyone heard about this other fun fact. But the Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in last year’s NBA Finals. (The Finals is the championship series in professional basketball.)

Glitter, glisten, gloss, floss
I kick a ball further than Randy Moss

Will you...always remember and never forget?

The NFL. Never Fucking Learns.

All of them? Or just the old men?

Fuck the Maras.

I probably should be into this I just have never been in to women’s basketball. I’m a big proponent of women’s sports but other than UCONN vs. Tennessee it has never interested me. Soccer yes, volleyball yes, track yes, golf yes. I don’t know what it is about women’s basketball.

“Ciara is pregnant and is so excited to be a mom,” one source told E! News. “Russell [Wilson] would like to have two to three children. They both would like a big family. Golden Tate is looking forward to lots of sex with Ciara.”