What’s the over/under on how many times Haisley will furiously masturbate to this game?

Your mascot is racist and you all love it. I’m having a hard time feeling bad for you.

I was cool until that picture with him and the little girl at the end. Now someone is chopping onions right next to me

Say what?
-This Guy circa 2012

If the Cowboys were 2-4 heading into the Eagles game Jerry Jones himself would have pushed Romo’s wheelchair out onto the field. The fact that sports writers like you are buying into this “he’s not healthy” stuff is remarkable.

In a universe where those are legit 1st half stats for him normally.

Change men to Muslims and you are basically a Trump supporter.

Savage

Without question, this is a good Teen.

Soccer and Volleyball, to me at least, the women do better than the men. Track & Golf are on equal footing, again to me, even though times/distances are different.
But when it comes to basketball I just think the women have an inferior product going there. I also have no solutions on how to fix this issue.

No way he lets “the help” use a changing room in the building.

A coworker of mine is the king of saying stuff like that.
His wife was 3 months pregnant and they had a drs appointment to go to. His wife was having a rough morning that day and he said (And I swear this is a direct quote) “What’s wrong with you? You’re not even that pregnant yet”
There’s about a million things wrong…

Who let the dog on the couch!?
-Every angry dad ever

This is a true and good point that is not disputable.

Ha!

Came here just to see who immediately posted this. I was not disappointed.

Counterpoint: The AFC South always has been, and always will be, a poop division.
Even when Peyton was with the Colts the rest of the teams were always the worst.

You said the Cowboys would go 5-11
hahahahahaha, they are 5-1 now! Suck it Magary!

As a black man she gives me a very awkward boner.

Can I give a +1 to the person who came up with that title? Bravo good sir/madam, bravo indeed.