“I’ve got the best victims. Tremendous victims.”

Remember: this woman is a huge racist, or at least pretends to be one on TV.

Only sexually assaults the finest women.

Grab her by the podium?

This evidence seems pretty damning:

That’s a clown statement Bro

“Nope, put Romo back in”

Does it matter? If Romo starts week 8, he’ll be back on IR by week 9.

“Our culture is filled with bars and strip clubs on every corner.”

You know, with 2016 being what it’s been, I really wouldn’t be shocked if Debate 3: Debate with a Vengeance ends with Hillary salting Donald while the moderater drinks wine from a can.

Has anyone tried throwing salt on him though?

He sounded like Gail the Snail from Always Sunny.

My favorite Tweet of the year has a similar flavour:

Their tears are so delicious

Belichick has a room below Gillette stadium where players are sent who do this.
They learn not to do it again.

Somewhat related, The Rugby Championship (round robin competition of southern hemisphere teams - NZ, Aus, South Africa, Argentina) has been going on since September and some wonderful blokes have been posting full matches on youtube. These are the best teams in the world for the most part, so the matches are almost…

That was a long journey with a disappointing end.

It’s 2016, Paul. We have a deranged wannabe super-villain running for president, and “Scary Clown Threat” alerts. Everything is joke, and also everything is not a joke.

So the kid was like “I have a STEM degree, where is my job?” and Trump was like, “What if you assembled iPhones? Wouldn’t that be cool?”

Ain’t nobody ever gonna accuse Donald Trump of thinking through the implications of literally anything he says, for even a second.