Are you going to cut me off if I try to respond with an “IT DOESN’T MATTER IF YOU THINK IT’S OKAY IF I WEAR A ROCK TSHIRT TO THE GYM”?

So we can all agree that The Rock is pretty much the most universally loved man in America, right? Follow up question, am I okay to wear a Rock teeshirt to the gym as a 30 something year old man?

I’m not sure how helpful this is going to be. Canadians all look the same to me, with their beady little eyes and flappin’ heads full of lies.

They’re certainly better at the “getting up off the ground when you’re not actually injured” part.

My friends and I made a high school film involving the train formation. We are no longer allowed around high schools.

I think 2 pelvic thrusting motions is OK, a third will draw a flag every-time.

whoa

You said more eloquently what most everyone else is feeling.

It means you lost 9-3 to the Rams so sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up.

I know someone who is very happy by this.

Did you see Regis this morning?

Aka Casablumpkin

Before today, there were a lot of things to say to and about Trump supporters. Some of them funny, some of them mean, some of them silly if they weren’t so sadly accurate. But after this, there’s only one thing to say to anyone who plans on voting for that rancid piece of orange filth: fuck you.

He’d probably call it “Terms of Enrampagement.”

I’m not gonna tell you guys how to do your jobs, but...

I would have gladly let them snap the ball on this play just to see the ref flag them for illegal formation.

If Noah doesn’t want to support an organization that ruins young men’s lives then he shouldn’t have signed with the Knicks.

You know no one is forcing you to read it, right? Unless someone IS forcing you to read it. In which case, blink twice.