I like my Instant Pot, but the recipe book that comes with it has, and I quote, “one minute quinoa.” That’s a bald-faced lie.
I think a lot of that is recipes don’t count mise en place as part of the cooking time. They just assume you have little bowls filled with diced onions and sliced mushrooms all over your kitchen.
I just order drinks to be served in a glass I won’t spill or tip over. I have never had servers tell me I cannot change the glass. Why should they give a fuck?
They also cause SUV’s, STD’s and DVD’s
As a fellow fan of both mustard and hot sauces, I strongly recommend you seek out a good Bajan hot pepper sauce. It originates in Barbados, where they put it on basically everything. It’s a mustardy, vinegary, pepper sauce that has such a nice balance of heat and tang. Reminds me in some ways of a Carolina mustard BBQ … Read more
Kudos for the Barenaked Ladies reference (that I’m not sure anyone got, alas).
I’ve always wanted an Emu
You should probably stick to talking about things you have a clue about, if any.
For the last time, there’s been multiple US court cases, and while companies would absolutely LOVE for emulation to be illegal so they could talk like you, it isn’t. Emulators are totally legal. Pirating ROMs isn't and that's definitely spurred on by emulation, but emulators are totally legal.
Or just skip the steamer altogether and roast asparagus and broccoli, which makes them actually taste good.
As compared to Wings?