Lane Bryant is so confusing to this fatty. 90% of the time when I visit the store, everything is frumpy and awful. Then, twice a year, they store is overrun with great shit, but just twice a year.

I prefer "taxidermy and chill".

Expectation:

This is a life lived right.

Will dogs do? (not “dog doo”)

Sounds like this assplay feud has taken Kanye down a peg or two.

The lead is Jewish, the romantic lead is Filipino, her rival is Latina and her friend/neighbor is South Asian.

I ADORE this show. Love it, love it, love. It’s up there with “Jane the Virgin” and “The Mindy Project” for me as a Must Watch Immediately and On Repeat.

I just love this show so much. I love the songs. I love the characters. I love how uncomfortable I feel watching it, tons of second-hand embarrassment because I PROBABLY wouldn’t do the things Rebecca does, but I would maybe consider them. It’s just such a great show. Everyone should watch it.

I love this show so much. Even the parts that made me cringe (which was all of the pole dancing) made me feel a mixture of sadness and “Oh God Why Are You Doing This?” towards Rebecca.

I love the “what’s this? Oh yeah, it’s my foot” moment, later followed by “what’s this? Oh yeah, it’s my foot again.”

Just do Phryne Fisher, but better than the Australian series.

This is not a good time to be a singer in your 60s.

Are we the same person?? I just posted an eerily similar comment.

actual footage of me in this sort of situation.

And, she suffered burns on her hands and feet BECAUSE SHE DID IT ALL BAREFOOT. She literally walked barefoot through fire and lifted a truck.

lol same here but mostly because I really don’t like my dad.

What really happened is that the carjacker was actually the valet guy, the gas station was a restaurant and the only reason Ben Carson ran after him was because he left his wallet in the car.

Yes, but George, when you ruin your children, sometimes the state has to take them away from you for their own welfare.

Well it really depends on the dog.