In the dark. As they rode by. They see the activity behind the dumpster. Something seems wrong about it to them. They turn back to investigate. They intervene. They call for help. They hold the perpetrator until the authorities arrive. They provide eyewitness testimony. They don’t seek the limelight, in fact they shun…

puppysquishfacemashup!

THEIR FACES ARE TOUCHING!!!!!!!!!!

Cool, so the security guard assaulted himself, the hotel room trashed itself, Winona Ryder misremembered things to Natalie Portman, Kate Moss ripped up photos of herself in a fit of jealousy, all those beers drank themselves and then went on television and drunkenly stumbled through that speech, the car drove itself…

I don’t know how to insert links into words on my phone, so it’s sort of a low-rent looking Dirt Bag:(

i also really respect - as a fellow ex-mormon - that she doesn’t shy away from saying that the church fucked her up. i like that she calls out specific behaviors and dialogues and people who told her the wrong things. i’m impressed she does it with as much gentleness and dignity as she does.

Forgive me if I’ve mentioned this here before, but: I met her once, briefly, and not only is she an amazing human being, but she’s the only person I’ve ever seen in real life with a radiance around her, like she stepped out of a Renaissance painting of a saint or something.

I love that she is using her experience to comment and constructively criticize the rape culture we have all around us. She is SO bright and thoughtful, and I really am inspired by the way she took something so terrible in her life and is using it to help other people. I believe she can make a difference in the way…

Yep. She is impressive and inspiring.

So glad to see she’s doing well. She’s a tough as nails woman who doesn’t get enough credit for everything she’s accomplished.

I respect her so much. She has some very biting things to say about purity culture in general and it is wonderful.

Keep fucking rocking, Elizabeth Smart! That’s all I’ve got. I have no snark or cynicism to give. Just keep being an amazing human being.

Somewhere, Leelee Sobieski is frowning at her Starbucks cup marked “Helen”.

And Banana Republic was safari-wear. Every year in high school I would almost 2 hours to the suburban Detroit mall that had a Banana and buy their new safari t-shirt.

AND EXPLAIN ITSELF. I’M NOT MAD. JUST DISAPPOINTED. AND MAD.

I NEED 2016 TO SIT THE FUCK DOWN

Should have used John’s stage last name. Luna Legend sounds like she could get shit done.

I hope he and Michelle hit the road in 2017 to run science fairs. Like when the snake collectors held assemblies in elementary school, but cooler.

I want a biopic starring Parker Posey.

Yeah; a system is only effective if you use it. :) People seem to think that buying books on de-cluttering will magically de-clutter and organize their houses, merely by being present in the house. Nope; you actually have to do something.