5’ 7” 130 lbs? Jesus man, eat a Torta or two.

he should be put in jail for that beard imo

Was anyone else raised on 90’s country music? Remember Tracy Byrd? It’s uncanny.

I love this review. LOVE IT. I went expecting some Bible thumping, “This movie is the devil! It’s evil!” Instead, I get a snobby, first year film school student review.

The face of a man who isn’t getting paid enough to have to listen to this all day...

I didn’t either. Then I went down a Finland rabbithole on Wikipedia. It’s actually pretty interesting.

You are wrong, angry person. The future can even be designated via the simple present tense, as in: “The train comes in 5 minutes.” I wish you a meditative night.

I thought as a kid that before color video, the whole world was in black and white. Not just movies.

Uhm, the tense is correct. The spelling is creative, but the tense is fine. The continuous present has been used to signal proximate future events for a long time. What's your real problem?

I keep thinking “What? I thought David Foster Wallace died? Oh, wait, there’s no “ Wallace”. Who are these people?” Every. Time.

Or perhaps it’s the most telling part of this case.

math is the only subject i cried over.

Livin’ was harder! People developed fine lines earlier! Less access to sunscreen and retinols!

PITTIE PRINCESS!!

Agreed. Obviously lovely people. With a penchant for kind of terrifying selfies.

I adopted my pibbles mix after the separation, so I’m a single Boo-mother. (The lunk’s worth it, though!)

Omgggggg I think I love her

We each have a dog that we are financially responsible for specifically because Mr. CEFAD lost a dog in the big breakup before we got together and wanted to be very clear that his dog was HIS. DOG. So now I have MY. DOG. They could care less who they belong to since they alternately love and hate us equally, but it…

“Yes, I do extreme “strobing” before a long winter’s nap. Contouring is strictly for sunbathing”.