“She’ll sleep with anyone”
When I was a kid I wanted to be a Solid Gold dancer SO BADLY MORE THAN ANYTHING.
Last I checked,we don’t have a rubber shortage in America. When I was in college we had a machine in the bathroom, you put 50 cents in and voila!
Wonderfully said.
We call it a War on Women precisely because assholes like you think forcing a woman to make a man wear birth control is preferable to giving her control over her own body after private consultation with her doctor.
Of course, he’s a guy who thinks we should protect our country by forcing other countries to wear our…
God damn that policeman has a really nice ass.
Why just white devils? #alldevilsmatter
Exactly...that’s been a Republican talking point...I don’t understand. Back in the 90s Marilyn Manson and Eminem went to trial for their lyrics inciting school shootings...where’s the trial for these assholes...and their target audience (religious whack jobs) are way more impressionable that the formers’ target…
Thanks for the simple act of listing this under terrorism. The gymnastics people are displaying to avoid that word/ definition of this act staggers my mind.
send your husband my deepest regards and let him know this phrase is going to go viral.
I hope you don’t mind if I steal this? Either way I’m stealing it but I wanted to be courteous
I swear I get a rage headache every time those videos are referenced. I still can’t for the life of me understand why something that has been definitively been declared false is treated as legitimate.
My husband calls them “Y’all-Qaeda.”
Here is the joint statement released by the Republican presidential candidates:
You know what an unconventional lifestyles is? Wearing suits made of bread. Speaking only in iambic hexameter. Worshipping a Toshiba VCR that you've had since 1992.
My first thought wasn’t that dudes were trying to impress me so much as assuming I don’t want as much pizza because I’m worried about my delicate lady figure (something they don’t consider, and thus are more considerate of sharing, with other guys). They assumed wrong. Slow down and don’t eat my food, punk.
There’s a Parasitic Worm in Bolivia That’s Making Women Have More Children
The same thing happened in Rotterdam (the Netherlands) last Sunday. It was a male red panda and it caused delays at the train station.
A really important fact that somehow doesn’t ever get mentioned is that as citizens of Visa Waiver Program countries, any French or German citizen who was a member of ISIS could show up at any airport in the US and as long as they weren’t on a terror watch list, they’d be let in as a tourist immediately with no real…