This princess wouldn’t get me more than 200 dollars a month in spousal support. ( I just asked)

Okay, I have gone through a full arch of emotions, as I do with every shooting ( I was in a workplace shooting. It sticks with you). I also have great ambivalence over what reason a person has for shooting a place up ( all reasons equally stupid). With that said, may I channel my very proper and sarcastic mother by…

I’m sorry if I sounded crass. I had no intention of upsetting anyone with my comment.

What, no Scott Weiland mention? Throw us old jezzies a bone and let us mourn a man who lived about 25 years more than expected.

Eh, more like 75%, but you are cute for trying.

Domestic abuse aside, if his memory is that bad shouldn’t he be on disability or something? I can’t think of any job that you could do with even a moderate amount of success if your memory is “ I don’t remember punching a loved one in the face” bad.

You are a good person.

This is exciting news! Thanks

Do you use them at the same time or interchangeably? Do you use them on your waterline?

Go on...... I am intrigued by your suggestion. I will definitely try it. Thanks!

That would hurt! Do you ever watch Fixer Upper? I watch only to marvel at Joanna’s eye makeup. All I want is to be able to do her eye makeup on my face.

I can do gel eyeliner on my upper lid with a bit of shadow over it to soften. I want to put liner on my lower lid without looking like a sad alcoholic. My dream would be to use liner on my waterline but that may be too big of a dream

We can put a man on the moon and create fake freckles, yet I still can’t find an eyeliner that doesn’t smear down my face.

Thank you! Thank you! I started watching this show because of this post. 5 episodes later, I am hooked

Yup, that damn peanut man is up to no good.

When my mother was a little girl a person dressed as the Planters Peanut guy/ peanut used to hang out at a local grocery store ( presumably to sell peanuts?). Anyway, to this day she is terrified of that giant peanut man. She also hates comics. She does like actual peanuts though.

Here’s the thing. If I can help a friend of any status in a medical emergency, I will call myself a fiancée. It’s not like they do background checks on things likr that.

I was about 10 when Empire Strikes Back came out and I LOVED me some Han Solo. I, even at that tender age, knew it would be inappropriate for Han Solo to marry me. Sure, I was ten but I was still a pragmatist. Never to be one to abandon a potentially great idea I concluded he could marry my mother. I figured I could…

Gremmmy looks a hell of a lot happier about her outfit than Bacon does with hers.

My father was always funnier if you had a few drinks in you