My father once was telling me a story about Forever 21’s stock prices ( it was a dull story). He couldn’t remember the actual name of the store and called it Supposedly 21. That’s what we call Forever 21 in my family now.

Okay, this isn’t a picture of Angela. It is a picture of my very muscley dog in a princess outfit. It makes me laugh and I will be posting it 72 times over the weekend so......

Yes, this! This! Fuck yeah! This! Yes!!!

It’s okay if you have wet lashes but awesome if you have normal lashes. It seriously is noteworthy. Try it!

I have not. I will though as I hate to admit defeat. Thanks

Fellow explorer! I have spent my adult life looking for a mascara that won’t smudge. My kingdom to put eyeliner on my waterline and not look like a junkie 5 minutes later. It is my illusive holy grail.

We call the dog bed an modern art installation piece.

I will share pictures of my dogs at any chance I get.

Make a terrarium. Turkey basters are the perfect tool to use to water it. You’re welcome.

Excellent let’s start a young Joe Kenda fan club. There will be no dues but a there will be a good bit of drinking.

Omg. This is just a weird thing.....my boyfriend and I love this picture and often reference it. Want to be friends? ( you should know we are discuss “young Joe Kenda and a pitbull picture” kind of boring )

Pleeeassseee can I get out of the greys. I’m a nice girl.

Mazel Tov. Your wedding was mentioned in a New York Times article about Ms. Davis ( the next best thing than being featured in the Wedding Section, according to my mother) and I have been looking forward to your post ever since

I hope I am not over stepping because I am not sure it was mentioned on Jezebel but I read in the NYTimes that Mark got married when old Kim was in the hoosegow ( I assume it wasn’t a secret cause it was in the Times). Anyway, Mazel Tov Mark!!

Two things

I know it doesn’t actually help the situation but I like to imagine they provide a good beating to the abuser as part of the move.

PS. Can I please come out of the greys? I’m nice. I swear.

I like to play a game after some horror or another happens ( take for example shooting 9 unarmed folks in a Bible study). I try to guess what hate and fear inspired spin FOX will put on it. I always fail miserably at coming up with a story line, which I guess just reflects my lack of imagination.

I have a long history of badly behaved dogs. I had an obese, very cranky and surprisingly fast dachshund at one point. We were at a friend’s house when he bolted down the sidewalk with me holding a cigarette, two young kids, and an middle aged drag queen holding a hot dog intended to bribe the dog in hot pursuit. We (…

Bath day in our house involves a great deal of subterfuge and strength of will on my part. These are two girls who love a stinky patina.