don’t forget Cerebus the Aardvark

full rail of tickets, manager comes back asking, “are you guys busy?” “no, these are just flashcards for our russian literature class.”. I’d been saving that one for about a year.

Jack White is a notoriously mean drunk, with a reputation for getting kicked out of Detroit bars for trying to start crap well before the White Stripes broke big.

I have no idea why I’m an approved commenter here, but thas cool. On topic, I’d say I’m somewhere between a Hemingway and Nutty Professor.

Paul Krassner of the Realist has some interesting theories regarding the killings, mainly that the PD possesses stag tapes showing Jay Sebring with Family members, contradicting claims that the victims did not know Family member until the night of the murders. His theory is that it was indeed orchestrated by Manson,…

One thing I’ve always wondered about these people with horrible allergies is that shouldn’t they be carrying their Epi-pens with them at all times? I remember grade-school trips that were derailed for four hours because some kid left theirs at home.

There's a Dead Kennedy's song by the same name that explains what it does.

My favorite TV shows when I was a kid were "Soul Train" and "The CBS Evening News with Dan Rather". Come at my childhood, Hollywood!

the plague of my 21 year old life.

In reference to the first story: One has not known "social awkwardness" until one has encountered "redneck swingers".

I love how "Awesome pretzel bun" is in quotes.

Thanks, now I can't stop thinking about Vatican Women's Jail, with sadistic nun-wardens and the like.

I would refer everyone to Robert Anton Wilson's essay "I Am A No-Good Shit" which illuminates (ha-ha) why everyone is hard-wired to be racist. One is predisposed to dislike people who don't look like one's mommy and daddy because that was a necessary survival trait in prehistoric times. America's problem is that it's…

I have some issues with the term "ally". I think it would be a lot simpler to be "not a hateful, bigoted POS". Maybe it just reminds me of those weird moments when whites of my grandparents generation had to reference MLK everytime they talked to a black person.

the Oxford comma is not your friend.

so much win with the last story. I need to incorporate "happily cabbage patch into traffic with a sparkler up my ass" and "leaking canoe full of emulsified dick meats" into my everyday speech.

I don't think GWB was a bad guy, he just spent his entire time surrounded by sycophants, praying to Jesus to stay sober, and leaving the grown-up decisions to his dad's cronies.

it is exactly what you think it is.