real. so real. don't even get me started on Autistic Bowling Mondays.

nope.

the ones that stand out are: the cast of Riverdance showing up late on St. Patrick's Day pissed drunk, fighting and urinating in the corner of the lounge, a full-scale riot in the bowling alley, Drew Barrymore falling down the stairs of the Stick, plus the usual Detroit stuff.

the incident report log in that place is AMAZING.

Yuppers.

it is what you are thinking it is, trust me.

It gets better if you imagine the chef as John C. Reilly's Dr. Steve Brule, because that's who he essentially was.

I'm just going to leave this here.http://www.somethingawful.com/series/barkwir…

I used to work at a music venue that had a restaurant and bowling alley attached that was owned by an old demented Syrian man and his two equally demented sons. They would have regular meltdowns in the middle of the dining room during service, screaming "I wish you'd never been born!","I hate you dad!" back and forth.…

Lana a member of ISIS?

What happened at Comet Bar? I'm getting like 9 different stories about the raid.

I've had sex inside that house. I am not a proud man.

I worked in a restaurant where this couple came in and began talking about how they were going to form a ministry. After they left, they swiped the olive oil caddy, but forgot their Blackberry. So of course they called back about the blackberry. One of the staff had programmed into the calendar reminder thing for24…

not all nuts.

the ad should also point out the virtues of carrying large amounts of cash on them and keeping it all in one place on their person. makes it easier for us.

Replace the team's logo with a potato. There, problem solved.

the real hatred should be directed at Holly and her FUCKING HATS.