“Another result of this lack of implementation, is that the decision whether or not to test a rape kit has likely been up to the officer of each investigation.”

I was seriously just like, man, first the Confederacy turns out to be super racist and not at all a genteel paradise, and now Clark Gable is a rapist. Facts really keep getting in the way of my 10 year old self’s enjoyment of this movie.

So...a lesson Farrah learned a long time ago, she’s teaching her daughter her own values. Aww.

“Some fucked up shit in this family.”

I don’t understand why people go to SDCC anymore.

YES FUCKING THANK YOU

“EAT YOUR SHAME CREATIONS IN SOLITUDE LIKE THE REST OF US, FREAK!”*

Paula Deen’s entire career is based on this simple yet accurate principle.

You’re not the first person I’ve heard have stories about what total toolboxes Blockbuster was to work for. GOOD RIDDANCE AND GIVE ME BACK JUMBO VIDEO.

As a former Marine, I’ll have you know that’s called, “basic training.”

“I’ve been trying my hardest to keep my chin up on this one.”

She’s been engaged all of five or six months. If someone hasn’t even been engaged as long as your typical wedding planning couple, then I think they get to do zero crowing about waiting for everyone to marry.

Lena Dunham, the perfect candidate to make gay marriage about herself.

Of course the people who do it are going to have a knee-jerk reaction to defend it like it’s their honor, and never once consider any point anyone else makes.

Seriously. So many people at my office parking garage attempt to back in, and fail, have to pull out and try again. While everyone else waits.

Holy fucking shit, why is it always a BMW?

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh. My heart is just BREAKING at the determined obliviousness. She made him promise to be faithful to his fiancee wife??

Oh, you poor dear thing. That man could promise not to shit his pants, and I wouldn’t trust it.

Or, alternately, leave the flag up, bus in all of the anti-vaxxers and build yourself a neat little 1860’s theme park.

Someone on Facebook wrote that they wanted a blue race car with the American flag on the roof, “1-0” painted on the side, and a horn that plays “Battle Hymn of the Republic.” He was gonna call it the General Sherman.

Way back when, I had my whole proposal planned out. Valentine’s Day that year we had the Big Talk and finally decided we were in the marrying way. That whole summer I spent looking at rings for him, even going so far as to call around and inquire about getting one custom made. But I was taking my time because I wanted…