If only someone would think of the children, maybe there would be less of them.

These people might as well wear sandwich board signs saying, “Guillotine Me First.”

Maybe he can cry California a river.

What I’m looking forward to most is the lack of controversial statements in the comments.

Don’t forget them taking away training meals for both trainers (as a reward for training) and trainees (so you can actually learn the fucking menu) and cutting sections down from 5 tables to 3. Landry’s is the fucking devil, and I would shed no tears if their corporate HQ burned to the ground.

While lab-grown meat is currently cost-prohibitive, the hope is that advances in technology will render it viable in 10-20 years; hopefully, we’ll be seeing it by the late 2020’s.

It’s not enough to have:
The Howard degree in Africana Studies...
Her copies of Essence Magazine...
Her FB updates about “12 Years A Slave”...
No. It’s, “Not only do I know your hair texture scales, I’m the kinkiest.”

Honestly? I’d try synth people. As long as I can be assured nobody was harmed in the process and that it’s disease-free cultivated meat, I’d try a bit.

I’d really love to try lab-grown triceratops meat. Science people: please don’t explain to me why this isn’t possible. Let me dream.

Anyone coming with that “But what about Caitlyn Jenner!” needs to have a trapdoor open beneath their feet, right the fuck now.

We do Bridal Showers a bit differently in Indonesia, since we do the actual showers

She’s weird as hell, my mom, but she does have class.

Good point. I BEGGED my best friend/MOH/HBIC not to throw me a bridal shower. She asked what my specific reservations were (mostly I think it’s a tacky gift grab and I don’t like to inconvenience people) and listened sympathetically. She then told me that while she respected my reasoning, she was planning one anyway…

I agree completely. Now, let’s all ride a magic carpet made of rainbows into Unicorn Town while hell freezes over as this happens.

He’s being judged because he put this on YouTube for the express purpose of eliciting judgment. He just thought his daughter would be the one on the receiving end of it. He never meant to do this to *himself.*

I always thought the punishment for getting drunk as a teen was waking up at 6AM the next day and doing yard work, hungover.

The people who make gofundme might be the next to jump off a bridge. Seems like its become a platform to reward stupidity and ignorance.

“She’s adorable!” xdaniellehbinghamx wrote. “Screw the people seeing something ‘sexual’ about a 3year old. Eww. They need mental help and a hard slap in the face.”

Wasn’t that part of their thing though— if you can wear yoga pants to the grocery store, you can wear jeans, a blouse, a blazer and cute flats! Um no because I don’t want to wear business casual 18 hours a day.