There are people trying to argue (on Jezebel and iO9) that it exists because the time period and the world of Game of Thrones is a mean hurtful place where women get raped on their wedding night on the daily and we apparently have to show that happening EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. lest we forget and pretend that...I don’t…

Season 1 vs season 7

My mother, in one of her weirder fads, got the culture starter thingy for kombucha when I was in high school. She kept it in a bucket in our laundry and she named the resulting snot slime monster 'Lionel'. Lionel lasted in his bucket for ages, my mother trying to get us to drink this fucking revolting tea ‘for our…

Would be funny if it weren’t true

I had cause recently to change my voter affiliation to Republican (I’m most decidedly NOT a Republican, but the reasons were good, I promise). When I mentioned it to my parents over dinner while visiting them, my dad silently stood up, took my plate of food off the table, and fed it to their dog.

We should start calling it the one star state :). It’s more accurate.

In fairness, I would probably become an alcoholic if my dad were Rand Paul.

So your choices are get naked in front of the whole class or do something “emotionally naked” in front of the whole class? This sounds exactly like Truth or Dare.

My mom waited until I was a grown and married lady to tell me this story.

I have so much disgust for the people in our state legislature that are pushing these bills. Just this morning I read a story about another one that’s going to ban insurance coverage for abortions. http://www.austinchronicle.com/daily/news/201…

This was during the “pack your shit and get THE FUCK OUT OF HERE” part, but he was threatening to kill himself.

Look on the bright side, Millennials - at least he didn’t show you his O-face.

WAAAAAAHHHHHH, I accidentally drank Blue Moon thinking it would impress people and all my friends laughed at me. I’m gonna sue those fuckers!

1. Anything with the words “Mr. and Mrs.” engraved, embroidered, painted or otherwise inscribed on it. Extra hate points if “Mr. and Mrs.” is followed by his full name.

Wait, I’ve got it!

And she didn’t pick up her dog’s poop FULLY AWARE THAT THERE WAS PROBABLY A RING IN THERE!

My boyfriend has that same list for us. But now I have a similar list for him every time he says he wants a new Harley motorcycle or when he asks if we'll ever try anal-sex... "We must be financially secure, we must buy a house, pay off the car, I have to finish school, etc., until then I just dont see it happening…

Don’t laugh. This has bean really upsetting.

I guess this would be called posthummus.