I am not in any debt that I’m not paying on or anything but I get an average of 15 spam calls a week over the past year. I’ve gotten to the point where I just ignore numbers I don’t have. If it’s legit and important, I figure they’ll leave a message.

Most people will shred it, drown it in bbq sauce and put it on a bun. I like it just straight up, maybe a little salt. 

1 can root beer + one pork tenderloin + one crock pot + 8 hours = deliciousness ready to eat when you get home from work.

“I am the Angel of Death. The time for retribution is among us. Let’s get some free vodka up in this shit!”

Yeah, but they could change the laws that allow airlines to overbook then bump and require a 50% refund for delays of more than one hour for maintenance issues. I realize that the airlines would raise prices in all likelihood but when they later started looking for ways to save money in a crunch it would all of a…

Ageism my ass. I was a young person once and if present (old) me met past (young) me, present me would slap some goddamned sense into past me. It comes with the territory.

The Bronco is honestly the only thing I’d want; I have no interest in the show. 

Here’s an Evil Dead / Army Of Darkness reference in a recent DuckTales episode.

What the what is this.

I think Netflix became popular because you could get your DVD’s by mail instead of going to the store... Your history skipped an entire generation.

It’s the end of the world... as we know it.

Absolutely literally nothing.

... = 3+ years (he said it took him 18 months to balance Banner/Hulk) of him living in public, as a public figure, walking down the street n eating ice cream in cafes. He was already very, very famous because of the news and cell phone footage from the movies you named. Now he’s safe & friendly. Celebrity!

Endgame: Five years later, and a decent enough time has passed since Bruce merged with Hulk. No need for a comic, that explains itself.

I have 100% no doubt he’s been doing TV specials. Some are about science and some are about feelings, like a kind of Bill Nye/Mr. Rogers mashup. I got all of this from the cardigan and I will not be convinced otherwise. I hereby grant Marvel permission to use this idea. 

Right but weren’t those sickly lil’ chicken-dragons? I’m talking about big Balerion/Drogon-sized dragons.

The new TV spots are also showing everyone returning for the battle. They’re even showing Cap with the hammer (which I personally think is a huge mistake)...SO WHERE’S MY GODDAMN ACTION FIGURE OF THAT ALREADY!?!

Embrace the Dark Side

Along these lines, remember what it was like to schedule appointments before cell phones? People showed on time!! Because you would talk on the phone and say “I will meet you at 5 at the mall”. And they showed up, because they knew once you were out, you were out and they couldn’t cancel via text 10 mins after you…

“Tony responds, snapping his fingers to undo the havoc Thanos had wreaked five years prior.” Not technically accurate. Hulk undoes the Snap. Tony dusts Thanos and all his cronies.