Robert Gould Shaw was the white colonel’s name and he actually existed, led the 54th, died with them and was buried with them.

As a huge DT fan I actually dug the movie.  Only because Elba was a damn good Roland and he did the reloading trick.

I realized during that barbershop scene that they were going to kill Phil’s dad - it was just so obviously a passing-of-the-torch moment - but that final memorial scene still felt abrupt and the message unearned. In the early seasons there’s that arc where Luke befriends the grumpy old neighbor man. He passes away and…

How do people not masturbate, at minimum? I don’t get it.

My trunk is in the front.  I need access to it to load my groceries.

Only for perpendicular parking.  If the lot is angle parking; you will pull out and be going the wrong way down the aisle.

Pulling through is Okay.  Parallel parking facing the wrong direction is NOT.  

Just watched Solo a second time with my partner who hadn’t seen it during theatrical release, and it really is a fun ride. 

Important to note is that The Witcher’s comic relief also comes from Geralt himself. Cavill knows how to play him to a tee, and it really helps in that regard with the way he gives Geralt that “old man who’s done with this shit” vibe. I’ll never forget the conclusion of the Law Of Surprise scene, that shit was…

Those ships were clearly still in the atmosphere. Wasn’t that the whole point of the scene, that they couldn’t ascend out of atmo without guidance or whatever?

As I age, the shift of everything to a “you don’t actually own it, it’s a SUBSCRIPTION you pay forever” is turning out to be the first thing to make me full-on old man yells at clouds angry whenever it comes up in conversation. I guess it had to be something eventually, but it has been a surprise.

I hope so. I want to put my bike in it.

*Jeremy Renner misunderstands tweet and plans Spike TV party*

In Bob Chapman’s review of Uncut Gems, he spends the first minute of the post-promo video just repeating the phrase “Academy Award Nominee Adam Sandler”, because there’s a reaaaaal good chance of that happening and we’ve all gotta get used to that...

Okay my takes

“Peets Coffee... for guys who don’t fuck their sisters.”

Sometimes the YouTube comments bless us with a gem:

my permanent motto for this is simple:

BOLD of you to assume I have leftover ribeye from the night before