I’d also have to ask with the case of DJ Khaled, what use does a 1 year old have for a watch?

Sorry Deadspin, but in the US soccer world, ur only slightly better than TMZ.

Maybe if they swapped out Favored Terrain with an ability to do a 10 minute ritual once per long rest to tune into the environment you’re currently in and get certain buffs depending on the terrain.

To be effective, the only thing the umps had to say was:

not fair! At the end of 31 day months there are 2 odd days in a row.

My best dad trick is odd days boy sits in front seat, even days girl sits in front seat. Same goes for doing the dishes. 

Brad was my roommate. His girlfriend dumped him the day before move-in day. He’d spend his time bragging about “being straight edge” and stabbing cardboard boxes with a hunting knife. I moved at the semester break. 

Where ya headed?

Just what I was about to say.

This probably isn’t even a question. But is there a worst decision than trying to sleep next to your kid?

This probably isn’t even a question. But is there a worst decision than trying to sleep next to your kid? They are 2000 degree pinwheels that make odd noises and twitch nonstop while driving their tiny feet in to your sides.

FOTB is on my weekly watch list and has been since it was released. The child actors in that show are phenomenal (or, they otherwise grow into their roles with writing that better understands their skill areas).

Hmn. Spouses can’t be compelled to testify against each other...

1. “Yard Goats” is a great name:

When someone in the left lane is passing you, do not accelerate to prevent them from passing you.

I don’t really understand this one. They’re upset that they bunted to break up a no-hitter. But they failed to defend the batter from hitting the ball with his bat and getting on base. Does a no-hitter feel good if you know the opponent didn’t actually try to get a hit?

Reminds me of the scene at the beginning of the 90s horror flick, Ghost Ship. I was going to post a gif, but decided it was probably a bit too graphic for some people.

*laughs in San Franciscan*

Bravo! Take a bow. 

Four tourists suffered minor injuries.......