I bet a plane malfunctioning and starting to break apart feels a lot like turbulence. 

Oh that’s really good. I’m trying to come up with one but none of my ideas have legs.

I’d scream my head off, making a total asp of myself.

even if he knew the risk of being on probation or fines or being banned, what parent wouldn’t have still run in to save their child?

Good! that was dangerous.

That was handled a lot better than I expected, honestly. I thought there would be some absurd fine.

I mean, they’re not wrong. At any track, they are VERY specific that NO ONE is to go on the track under any circumstances unless they are safety personnel.

I would have done the same if it was my kid in that car.

He was talking about steak, not burgers. Hank Hill holds no truck with E. coli.

The technical totally scientific term for a spider-centaur is “drider.”

Drider-Man, if you will.

“Do chefs hate my well-done burger request?”

Don’t think so. Google maps doesn’t seem to use the same algorithms as Waze, but Google Maps is a way better navigator.

Well, technically, all tastes are acquired, right? :-)

The non-lifted version would still suffer from an unmotivated sales staff, but at least it knows what it wants to be. The TourX isn’t tall enough to poach crossover drivers, so it’s really only appealing to potential wagon buyers, and wagon buyers would prefer it without the pseudo rugged cladding and extra inch of…

The only controversy I remember was George Takei saying he didn’t agree with making Sulu gay because the original creator didn’t intend it. But IMO that was kind of dumb criticism given the other changes made to the characters in the trilogy.

The EU regulations are pretty close to what we have here, so it’s not a stretch. We’ll just lose all of the diesel engines...

Like any vehicle, they have to meet standards in whichever market they’re sold.

The safety standards are... different. The general rule of thumb is that most of the safety standards for occupants are tougher in America, while the EU has tougher pedestrian safety regulations.

These are an “acquired taste”? I was today years old when I first heard of them and I’d eat a brace of them this very second if I could.

All I got are these damn Nepalese coins.