This is beautiful.

For those curious, the bagel above comes from:

And congrats on the marriage! Being married is a lot of fun and completely different from being in a relationship.

An option would be to put the money into a Roth IRA for now. If you decide to have kids, then you can remove the contributions (but not the earnings) without any tax effect and place it in an education targeted account.

When Blue fell, he fell hard.

Sorry, all my friends that are ladies are looking for someone that is amazing. Maybe next time.

Is this during the opening or closing ceremony of everyone’s most normal birthday week celebration?

Thank you.

What’s the deal with the rear wheel wells on modern trucks? They’re like the tardis of automotive design where they are larger than the vehicle they’re designed to accommodate.

And that is what makes the Gawker Media Group worth a damn.

There are a lot of examples out there, but this one has always stuck with me for some reason . . . 

Several of these dances are from TV shows (Scrubs and Fresh Prince), how are stars from those shows able to sue? I would think the rights-holders of the shows would be the proper agent to bring a claim against Epic. Or can a single actor’s performance/contribution be attributed to them while the whole production is…

Well, that’s just yucky and bad. I would hope Apple would realize better.

I personally love the way it blocks the notification area. Really great.

Elon looking puffy.

But is he currently, currently not dead? Could’ve taken a turn.

easy as waving a nipple around

I’ve seen/read this somewhere else. The ‘tag’ system was a life saver for the parents. Also, they would sometimes ‘tag’ each other out, “Look, our little monster is winning this round with you, so go outside and take a breath. We’re bigger, smarter, and stronger, but the little sh*t didn’t have to go to work today so…

I still donate to them yearly.

Baby due in June.