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Finally, someone smart enough to use landscape when filming Bartolo Colon.

“What is his relationship with the woman sitting next to him?”

Funny irony: 1) Focuses on studying instead of athletics. 2) Graduates with 4.0 GPA. 3) Gets great job. 4) Can afford great tickets... 5) In a perfect position to display his lack of athleticism.

Why does he catch like he’s not even familiar with the concept of catching things?

3 muffs in the stands? Jeter-esque.

Accidental interference: he’s out, runners return. Intentional interference: he AND lead runner are out, trailing runner stays at first. Interference never really pays, and if you conveniently interfere right after your crap bunt set up a double play, the ump is unlikely to be charitable in determining intent.

You just know that Matt Williams was AFRAID of the double play there, even though the likelihood was extremely low (Desmond has less than one every 19 games). Well guess what, jackass? Double play anyway. SUCK A KARMACONE, CLOWN.

Good god, she’d make Terry Francona jealous...

Good to see the Buttafuocos made peace with Amy Fisher, though.

I haven’t seen someone try to take back that many fingers since July 4th at Jason Pierre-Paul’s house.

“Lol”

I was one of the last straight on kickers in Western Mass back in the early 90s. I used to use a square toed shoe to kick. One game our equipment guy forgot the shoe in the locker room so I had to kick (in the rain) with regular cleats.

This is actually porno. It belongs to a Texas-based genre, boo-kicky.

“That’s coward stuff” - the guy who throws bats at people

Get fucked on the no-reclining rule.

He’s not the first person to say this. Most secondaries also think Weeden’s passes are gifted.

Geez. I hope he’s not living hand to mouth

They don’t do it for our amusement, they do it because it’s their passion. And if they can make a good living at it, all the better. These aren’t Roman gladiators, abducted and enslaved against their will with victory their only slim chance at freedom.

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