This is basically the soccering equivalent of the old “Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself!” trick.

Tom Coughlin could really use this.

+100000

In a few weeks we’ll find out Kostek is actually 40 cans of Bud Light in a wig.

And directly contrary to what Coughlin said after the game in his presser. He said something like he will always take the points when available

*your

Since you’re being that guy, I’ll be THAT guy:

the phrase to her coach after Tom Rinaldi told her she was a 300:1 underdog:

+1 complementary screening

Vinci climbed a mountain but is still a mole hill.

This article could not be a bigger, more petulant, wet blanket. I voted against him twice (yes, it was a vote against him), and obviously don’t view his presidency favorably. But he was awesome in the few months following 9/11, and this moment was a highlight (when I/we still needed one) that still gives me chills.…

“Absolutely the correct call”? With a runner on second and one out, the odds of scoring are WORSE than with runner on first and no outs.

8-7 Mets #LOLNATS

No. He gave up 2. The guy on 3rd scores on a single. I think the guy on 2nd would have scored on a ground ball single as well (and the announcer said the same thing).

Came for the Hernandez joke, leaving content.

+20-25 (or less with good behavior)

I love Pats fans. Their arguments are amazing.

Deadspin: we love ESPN, hate ESPN, love ESPN, hate ESPN.

This comment disturbs me for some reason, but I can’t quite put my finger on the reason.

It looks to me like a Gold G-Shock... which isn’t actually gold.

Me two