See this is why you need to be like Kate Hudson. Star in one really great movie at the start of your career do shit for the rest of it and hook up with an athlete who can’t do it in the playoffs. So Oliva sorry but you have to hook up with the Red Ryder BB Gun.

it’s becoming more open to models of all genders but not familiar enough to know that a cheap joke about an ostensibly trans or gender fluid person’s genitalia is retrograde bitchassness.

Or, you could just not have kids you cannot afford.

I’ve got a suggestion for an alternate form of ‘the female viagra’

It’s called your tongue.

And yet, he had no issue taking a complimentary car from a place calling itself Kunes.

At least post a REAL samurai.

I’d love to see a show featuring Hildy scaring the hell out of every single client she had. Gluing straw to walls and telling people to train their kids not to eat it made me love her for life.

So the 21-year old with a 5-year old was being irresponsible? Get out of town.

You’re surprised that a list of the 9 most common languages in the world doesn’t include the 13th most common language?

I got nothing. So here, have a stupid meme.

I can’t even handle Affleck when he's acting.

You can tell she is sad because she is wearing a hoodie. The hoodie of sorrow! A pure lesson in humblebragging. This is like talking to a drunk girl in a pub in the toilets. Fucking hell Matt - run away! Run to the hills!

Overly choreographed sex isn’t my thing.

Ok, the banner ad on the YouTube video excited implored me to ‘Plan my Las Vegas getaway!’

Should have flown Qantas.

That was an amazing story! Here it is: http://www.npr.org/sections/paral…

Please watch this movie, everyone. It definitely kicked me in the gut, so consider yourself warned. I sat there in tears for a few minutes wishing I had enough money in my bank account to do something...