Because Anne Hathaway is married, and a goat is less likely to bite.

She promised this during the election. This is true political integrity.

What would Keanu Reeves do?

Did you Photoshop® her hair? It looks as if it’s floating above her head on a cushion of memory foam.

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Whatever happened to asymmetrical haircuts ala the Thompson Twins?

Tank Top said, “Hey, I have a better idea...”

That’s good, because I’ve browsed through their Flickr account and have identified several mothers and teachers who I suspect are former porn stars. Not that there’s anything wrong with that...

Quasimodo is doing forensics now?

If it is possible, would a maxi-pad provide adequate defense?