You’re referring to the replies in this thread I assume.

I want to put a catheter full of fire ants up his pee hole.

And the goat isn’t nearly as overly earnest as AHat.

Why a goat?

Rio Olympics motto:

God bless her.

I am the Semen King

Luckily, Olsen’s wife will never see this.

Finger is on the trigger. That man should not be allowed in decent society.

When I was in 8th grade, my teacher forced one of the boys in my class to dance with her mentally challenged 20 year old daughter. Aerosmith’s I Don’t Want To Miss A Thing was playing. It was pretty hot

“Billy” is now my Vegas party name. Maybe “William” to keep it classy.

We had a pretty cool priest growing up. He paid me really well for serving funerals and weddings and kept masses under 40 minutes. Then he was convicted of murdering a nun in the 80s. Not really sure if he did it, though.

The dead end was frustrating, because, as a fat feminist, I was hungry to find out who the original poster could be so I could then eat them.

I found her CDL Instructor.....

Not surprised at all that CNN didn’t take her off the desk for the rest of the day just because her brain stopped working for a bit. Otherwise they’d have to fire Don Lemon.

Me too. I have a dog that is afraid of plates. Dinner plates, butter plates, dessert plates. He does exactly this if you hold a plate out to him.

Oh crap Mr. Belding is back.

okay but i finally learned how to fold a fitted sheet and that was a proud moment

I didn’t have any leftovers* :’(

Eh, if I invite you back to my place, you can expect to stay over and to get really excellent coffee in the morning. Unless I belatedly realize you’re an asshole or an idiot, in which case gtfo.