Did this for another thread earlier.

Your username makes your comment all the funnier.

I would do anything for meatloaf, but I won’t do that.

Oh wow that little gathering looks like a Mardi Gras celebration down here. Everything down from the cultural appropriation to the obvious lack of diversity.

This “ritzy” preschool looks like a skanky strip club.

Long arms and short skirts?

Christ. Get that cat away from sociopathic teenagers before something awful happens...

It looks like one big tampon commercial.

Yes! My friends are all younger than me by 4-5 years and they know I am the Elaine Benes of their peer group (one of them even shouted ‘Oh my god, I can see WKIF horribly dancing from here’! one night). I prefer the Mariah Carey school of dance in which you stand by those who are dancing and then you give the illusion…

Well, you see, that’s why this article has other paragraphs.

Did I say he deserved to be killed? I did not. But when you find yourself committing a felony, your chances of something bad happening to you increase exponentially.

Moral of the story, don’t steal shit, or run your car through a building, and you won’t get shot

Grew up hunting. Family ranch in south Texas, one of the first to actively manage whitetail deer as a herd starting in the 70s (thousands of pounds of formula-specific deer feed per week, curated oat fields, segregated populations, quota kills). The purpose of all of this was to engineer more bucks having bigger and…

Wait in all the others you asked about salary.. So for this, you make nothing it appears.. Did I miss the question or was it skipped for some odd reason.

I love her penchant for awful, outdated graphics.