For all the cats that escape.

I read that as pizza.

I agree with both versions of the statement.

Well fracas that.

I wouldn't describe NSRT-4s are exotic but okay.

I read every one Steve. Gosh.

Okay let me reword what I said above. If I kid goes out with his friends and his friends ask him to stop at a store and have him wait in the car for a few minutes and those friends go in, shoot the cashier, take off, come running back and the kid drives off with them, felony murder.

Welcome to the United States. That's…

Why's that so hard to believe?

If you're the getaway driver in an armed robbery and the guy with the gun shoots the cashier and they die you get charged with murder too.

That's how this shit works. I promise you they won't charge you for murder on a drag strip, though.

Hardest laugh of 2015 thus far. Can't breathe.

"A", not "An".

Gimmie dese.

Obscured by the side of the seat ;)

It's a GM product, did you expect it to work?

Power operated shade, yessir. You can also open it so just the front half of the roof is uncovered.

I was hoping he was what we were running over with the H1.

So many Kinja'd GIFs waiting in that eating sequence.

Speaking of the guy who sold me the PT Cruiser, I don't exactly think he was … how can I put this … legit. I say this for two reasons: number one, there were about six reassignments on the back of the title, none of whom actually registered the car. And number two: we did the entire deal in an apartment complex…

Yeah, I agree. It's just wonky as fuck.

No opinion either way, I just wanted to say I'm sorry about your friend, Matt.

I'm not talking about opinion. Especially considering I was replying to myself. I'm talking about the actual operating system type thing. It fucking sucks.

One of the reasons I didn't go with a VW when I bought my new car. I couldn't figure out what fucking options I could get.