Glad I wasn't the only one that thought that.

And if I wasn't made of gooey bloodiness bullets would bounce off me. Jesus guy.

When I come up an accident in which it is hard to stop, I like to stop, because that way there, when my car gets hit by another car we can going together and BE MEGACAR!

No, I don't think calling driver's pieces of shit for killing people due to their childish actions is dumb at all.

Man, FUCK Kinja. Seriously.

Not the worst one I've seen from this show. In fact, that's not even bad really.

Anyone here in Gen Z? Anyone know anyone in Gen Z? What do they really want? Also, wouldn't it be great if Gen Z loved the Nissan Z? Just saying.

But it's FRENCH! It can't actually WORK, right?

*heavy sarcasm*

It didn't? How do you figure?

Haha I know.

I think the problem is you're trying to work and watch the video.

Don't work.

Take the rest of the day off.

You earned it.

Probably.

There's not a snowboard?

Like, you sure?

Contact the author at raphael@jalopnik.com.

I just sent this to Jason, nice work.

An ugly, several year old, probably beat to shit, can't-depreciate-further Mercedes SUV. Yep.

Okay.

DID IT WHISTLE?

That's what I was thinking.

Hellllllo there.

Word.

I'd believe you if he were half as funny as Torchinsky.